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Stupid translator!!!

Say Weird Things In French!
 
Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage

to sleep with to find to eat to buy to show me
to look like to stand to get in

Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants

in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? aftereating 300 croissants? ?(nothing)

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Ben Fahgher: The copycat, or not?
Does Ben Fahgher copy things from other peoples web sites?
Yes! He is a total copycat!
No! I just think he is a nerd!

Gauravs injury
Is Gaurav faking his 'leg injury'?
Yes! Its so fucking obvious!
No! He just does not like P.E. lessons, thats all!

Francios' smoking habits!
Does Francois smoke pot on a daily basis?
Yes!Francois is one spaced out dude!
No! Francois is a normal guy!

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Things that I would like to bag.

  • The 6th sequal to any movie.
  • mp3 sites that don't have a song by Regurgitator to download
  • Britney Spears: If you like her music get a new life... kill yourself.
  • People who don't like animals, look at yourself.
  • That shrimp from my old school that thought he was tough.
  • The webmaster of www.purple.com
  • People with bad B.O.
  • People who think I'm mean
  • People who like the Vengaboys' music.
  • Ben Fahgher is the biggest nerd in the world.
  • People who don't like the Foo Fighters.
  • People who have arguments about nothing.(Not mentioning any names)
  • The big, mean dog down the road.
  • People who think smoking is 'cool'. However, people who smoke and don't think its cool, thats fine.
  • Spam, the e-mail kind not the mmmmmmmmmm spaaaaaaaaammmmm kind.
  • That weird bible guy I met at Glenferrie station.
  • Punks
  • The weird guy that guards my building.
  • People who throw things from a great height down at people.
  • Homework.
  • Moronically stupid people.
  • Dogs that hump your leg.(YUK)
  • Yet again, peope who don't like the Foo Fighters!!!
  • Physics.(Mr. Blankblankf you suck!)

My Favorite Web Sites

Download Central!
Funny news.
Great pyro site.
DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME!
My school( Sometimes its O.K. )
Hong Kong Weather Site.
Interesting pyro diary.
Rockets you can make in a few seconds.
Fantastic pyro site.
BB guns
Hong Kong bb gun online shop
My favourite band.
The best site in the world EVER!!!
The worst site in the world!!!!! By Ben Fahgher of course!

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